Commentary: Pharrell sans Tattoos equals Pharrell 3.0

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To be real honest, we’re kind of excited about Pharrell’s undoubtedly painful laser tattoo removal and what comes with it. We think it’s interesting how a man who consistently dresses like a teenager and who consistently rhymes about dressing like a teenager has manned up and removed most, if not all, of his teenage fever dream-inspired ink. This will be an interesting crossroads for Pharrell, perhaps signifying a new act or era to an already charmed career. From “Rump Shaker” ghost producer to giving post-Biggie rap a signature sound to what exactly we don’t know yet.

We’re hoping dude listened up to some crazy stuff while he’s been at home dodging the sun. It would be great if he came back with some gypsy-type shit for the new Clipse album or perhaps Neo Jack Swing for the theoretically transformed post-Nas Kelis. Are we asking for too much? Probably. But someone out there should.

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